What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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hit by a car.

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They sit eggsaminations !

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The bricks will get laid.

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He wanted 2 hit singles

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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He found a hair in one.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.