Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey