Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey