Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.