Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"