Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.