What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.