Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.