How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan