How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.