What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !