What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

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What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.