Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

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