Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving