Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.