How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down