Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

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How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.