What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.