How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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How many men are in each corner?

3/5

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.