How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.