How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.