What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.