There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

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Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation