Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.