What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile