What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!