What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.