What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.