Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.