Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Look ma, no hands!"

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Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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He fell on his ash.

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They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !