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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A macular degenerate.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
They're all criminals.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
A good Friday
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A herpetrator.
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
He heard they had PIE.
A condescending con descending.
he was a bad conductor.
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
A zoombie.
Because it had a bad conductor.
Because they're bad conductors.
A: The Crime Rate!
The crime rate.
A condescending con desending..
A condescending con descending
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
