Play the national anthem
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A macular degenerate.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
They're all criminals.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
A good Friday
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A herpetrator.
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
A tachyon walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Freezing.
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
what's tomato with you !
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
DogMa
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
Oh secant, you say "
Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
They had no leads.
They gotta catch 'Jamal
A condescending con descending.
A condescending con desending..
