Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet