Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

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What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.