Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.