What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.