What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.