What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.