What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!