Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

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Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.