Why are there broken condoms on our couch???

Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names?

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple