Why are there broken condoms on our couch???

Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names?

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.