How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

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What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.