How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!