Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

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How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16