Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.