Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.