What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles