Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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Who will be rescued?

America.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!