Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.