Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.