Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face