How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.