How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.