How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!