Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!