What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !