What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat