What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!