Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.