Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

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What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.