What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.