What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !