Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.