Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

D Jokes More D Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.