Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.