Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel