Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

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What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.