Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.