What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"