Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.