Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.