Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.