What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What did the Pirate say on his birthday?

Ayy Matey

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

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