Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke Warm

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.