Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.